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October 06, 2007

What’s New in Beaujolais Is Not Nouveau

“We still have honest winemakers who don’t care for marketing or fashion. One day this foolishness will end and we’ll still have the honest, authentic product.”

Posted on: October 6, 2007 09:35 AM | Link: What’s New in Beaujolais Is Not Nouveau | Comments: (0)

March 15, 2007

iRack

Yes, this is good:

Posted on: March 15, 2007 07:45 PM | Link: iRack | Comments: (0)

November 24, 2004

Bin Laden sends Bush a letter

This is lifted from Seeing The Forest

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.

The RCMP e-mailed the White House. "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted on: November 24, 2004 09:44 PM | Link: Bin Laden sends Bush a letter |